Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
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the signs with their children
Aries: "ah yes..6 months..the perfect age to start boxing classes"
Taurus: [uses a baby-carrier on their teenager]
Gemini: "listen buddy, i don't care what you did at preschool imma bout to tell you about MY day."
Cancer: rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
Leo: is prepared to physically fight their child's bullies
Virgo: [pulls out a calculus textbook] "story time."
Libra: the mom in "stacy's mom"
Scorpio: "a lullaby? alright baby....bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin..a hundred mutha fuckas..."
Sagittarius: [newborn vomits on them] "what the...i did not raise you to be like this"
Capricorn: "beautiful baby right? well. not as beautiful as me but..you know, we can't all be so blessed."
Aquarius: [burns their kids hw] "you dont need this..its all up to the system....listen, there's a rebellion coming"
Pisces: [sees their baby sleeping] "what an asshole..why tf cant that be me?"
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PLEASE READ!!!! This little girl was choked, hit, sustained a fractured nose, bruised and had SEVEN teeth taken forcefully out by this dentist in Jacksonville, Florida. His name is Dr. Howard Schneider, and he has a record of abusing children in his past and administering drugs without parent permission, and lying to parents that they may not go in the back room with them as a way to make sure he can do whatever he wants without witness! If you google his name you will find multiple reviews and accounts of what families have gone through with this horrible man, and the worst part is that this man is being held accountable for NONE OF THESE ASSAULTS AGAINST THESE CHILDREN. Multiple people have attempted to bring him to court only to have some kind of setback and have even gone to the police only to be told that this was a civil case and nothing can be done! This needs to be known at the very least, if you live in the Jacksonville, Florida and have been taking your children there or your siblings or family, PLEASE STOP and do your research on this monster. Please please spread this and get this known! Someone must be able to do something. This cant go on any longer!! Please spread this!!
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I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
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How I see 18 year olds: 18.
How I see 17 year olds: 17.
How I see 16 year olds: 16.
How I see 15 year olds: 12.
How I see 14 year olds: 9.
How I see 13 year olds: 5.
How I see 12 year olds: Fetus.
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Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
